THE SCHOOL REPORT: BEFORE WE WERE TSARS

A humorous look back at school reports of yesteryear when teachers could speak their mind without fear of retribution, litigation or trolling. If you grew up in the 50’s 60’s 70’s or 80’s then you will laugh-out-loud as you recognise this school world and some of the cruel but fair, teachers in it. Based loosely on the author’s own school reports.

Excerpt: “Gordon shows good intent at navigating the classroom door, but after that—well, it’s a race to the bottom. When I asked him who was the British Celtic Queen who rose up against the Roman invasion of ancient Briton he replied, “Janis Joplin” I rest my case.” Mr Fructose.

A companion short story to the full-length novel “Arc Of A Shooting Star”.